Leelo que eta` bueno

Hello. Welcome to the jungle may I take your order black magic woman? Before I forget my name is Jonas. Would you like to hear the story of my life? When you were young I lived under a cherub rock and that's where the Knights of Cyndonia lived. I was stricken I told them "Hit me with your best shot!" and they did. After that I was raining blood in an even flow. I tried to call the number of the beast, his number only included 3's and 7's. I dialed the wrong number and they answered "Mississippi Queen??" in the black sunshine kind of way. I hung up, paranoid and decided to go lay down. Thats when Miss Murder came (Also know as the Seeker) and said I was the Kool Thing and that I won a holiday in Cambodia. We started talking and she admitted that she wanted to talk dirty to me. And she said "I'm gonna rock you like a hurricane" and "Your my Pride and Joy" She claimed she wanted a slow ride, but I knew she wanted to rock and roll all nite. I told her that she was the sunshine of your love, not mine. I left her at the Anarchy in the UK. "School's out Barracuda!" I told her. Then I left for the Cliffs of Dover. On my way there I saw the Bulls on Parade. One was wearing a cool hat made from the metal and I shouted "Paint it black!" I got to the Cliffs and ate at the La Grange. After that I went back to the Cliffs and at the very top I shouted "I'm the Cult of Personality!" As I jumped to my death. THE END!